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The Cynical Vision Family
For over 35 years the Cynical Vision family has provided premiere safe consumable entertainment for your family. When our company was founded by Augustus Beauregard with nothing but a small loan from the liquidated assets of his family's cotton plant and the relaxed labor laws of a Jim Crowe era South, he would have never imagined the media empire CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT would be today! With tech advancing at alarming, addictive rates, you need a supplier you can trust! Wherever there is a television set, VHS and Cassette tapes, Cellular Phones, CD-Roms and Vinyl Records... and now the World Wide Web... CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT will be there!
For over 35 years the Cynical Vision family has provided premiere safe consumable entertainment for your family. When our company was founded by Augustus Beauregard with nothing but a small loan from the liquidated assets of his family's cotton plant and the relaxed labor laws of a Jim Crowe era South, he would have never imagined the media empire CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT would be today! With tech advancing at alarming, addictive rates, you need a supplier you can trust! Wherever there is a television set, VHS and Cassette tapes, Cellular Phones, CD-Roms and Vinyl Records... and now the World Wide Web... CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT will be there!
PROUDLY FAMILY
OWNED & OPERATED
IN AMERICA
CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT welcomes singer-songwriter/musician SPENCER THOMAS to the family with historic first contract deal with our new CEO CHIP BEAUREGARD. We congratulate Thomas and our shareholders for another brilliant edition to our entertainment lineup! Thomas will be releasing a music album named after our beloved corporation 4/20/26 available in our webstore on vinyl and compact disc. CEO Chip Beauregard says, "This will be the start of a new bitchin' chapter to CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT."
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©2026 Strolling Bones Records + Spencer Thomas Songs, All Rights Reserved
Website by Cody Rogers
For over 35 years the Cynical Vision family has provided premiere safe consumable entertainment for your family. When our company was founded by Augustus Beauregard with nothing but a small loan from the liquidated assets of his family's cotton plant and the relaxed labor laws of a Jim Crowe era South, he would have never imagined the media empire CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT would be today! With tech advancing at alarming, addictive rates, you need a supplier you can trust! Wherever there is a television set, VHS and Cassette tapes, Cellular Phones, CD-Roms and Vinyl Records... and now the World Wide Web... CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT will be there!
For over 35 years the Cynical Vision family has provided premiere safe consumable entertainment for your family. When our company was founded by Augustus Beauregard with nothing but a small loan from the liquidated assets of his family's cotton plant and the relaxed labor laws of a Jim Crowe era South, he would have never imagined the media empire CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT would be today! With tech advancing at alarming, addictive rates, you need a supplier you can trust! Wherever there is a television set, VHS and Cassette tapes, Cellular Phones, CD-Roms and Vinyl Records... and now the World Wide Web... CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT will be there!
PROUDLY FAMILY
OWNED & OPERATED
IN AMERICA
©2026 Strolling Bones Records + Spencer Thomas Songs, All Rights Reserved
Website by Cody Rogers
CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT welcomes singer-songwriter/musician SPENCER THOMAS to the family with historic first contract deal with our new CEO CHIP BEAUREGARD. We congratulate Thomas and our shareholders for another brilliant edition to our entertainment lineup! Thomas will be releasing a music album named after our beloved corporation 4/20/26 available in our webstore on vinyl and compact disc. CEO Chip Beauregard says, "This will be the start of a new bitchin' chapter to CYNICAL VISION ENTERTAINMENT."
NEWS
©2026 Strolling Bones Records + Spencer Thomas Songs, All Rights Reserved
Website by Cody Rogers